Pay for this message within the next 48 hours and I'll give you tit for tat, err, that -- the rest of this nude picture of me.
Yes, Me, in my birthday suit!
You know I don't offer nude photos often -- or without a whole lot of teasing first! -- so you know this is a special offer.
The first special, a discounted call rate for anyone who guesses the correct date of my birth, is still open to piggies who haven't already made their guess. (Message me with your guess this week, piglets -- and if you're right, you'll save $1 per minute!)
So, happy birthday to me!
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