Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/57lr4u #
• All I know is, it's a hellofa lot easier to actually milk a guy through his prostrate than it is to type it. #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/5g6qaf #
• A long weekend ahead for piggies with short dicks. Bet Tuesday will be busy for me. #
• @SilentPornStar That Fucking Vienna Bronze Letter Opener is amazing. tinyurl.com/6j3v4f #
• @hotdogsladies ReTweet: Got a feeling Fridays are heavy-footed neighbor lady's special time for crying in the bathroom with Pepperidge Farms #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Ate my body weight in custard -- not ice cream, real frozen custard. Heaven! #
• teehee tinyurl.com/6x9aqr #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/5mxpq8 #
• Watched Burn Notice - Yes! Now there's nothing but Olympics on - Boo! #
• Race walking it the most strangely effeminant thing I have ever seen. And I dress sissies. #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to...People are seriou.. tinyurl.com/5ldd2x #
• Getting ready to watch GSN -- because I like the old panel game shows, and because I am trailer trash. #
• Time to sleep; who says there's no rest for the wicked? #
• Perve piggy calls from work. Who has real offices anymore? :p #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• People are seriously discussing Ernest Borgnine beaut tips & masturbation while wearing leprechaun hats. And they say I lack moral fiber ;) #
• @mlfoley "Moral fibre is overrated." Yeah, I prefer to be regular in other bodily functions :p #
• @DPopTart Do they have pigs in Japan? #
• I'm guessing they have pigs now, but then? Anyway, if I had to choose between tentacles and placenta... #
• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to...Blog Update: Toda.. tinyurl.com/66mjmb #
• @mlfoley ROFL #
• @mlfoley Is that a placenta under your hat, or are you just happy to see me? #
• Will you (fill in the blank) for free? Nope, asshole; will you do your job for free? #
• Tick tock, he's about to be blocked. #
• Looking for piggy candle holders -- candles held by human pigs. Heh Heh #
• @mlfoley Because I like the idea of inserting candles into humans & of melted wax on real flesh. #
• I am learning to *hate* Texas. One little piggy knows why. ;) #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to...Oh Christ, who to.. tinyurl.com/6mobk3 #
• Feel asleep watching Starsky & Hutch film. I'm guessing I didn't miss much? #
• @mlfoley Was gonna type that! -- But the stereotype of trailer trash white girls and men like Huggy Bear... :p #
• @mlfoley I bet we still love him er, "Best" :p Just sayin'... #
• Why does Clem love the used condoms, used tissue and spunk deposits? I know there's a lot in my bushes, but jeeze dog! Leave it ALONE. #
• No, Clem, you may not kiss my face. I know where your's has been. #
• @mlfoley Pervy-est is the fact that there literally are men - more than one - in the bushes 'round my trailer abusing themselves. #
• At any given moment. #
• @Sexy_Sticksy Huh. I thought it was just "me". #
• @mlfoley Comfortable self-abuse is the best :p #
• @mlfoley Will I get a blow by blow description? :p #
• @mlfoley I was gonna say I'm no lady... But here on twitter I guess I am. On the phone, well... let's just say there's more emph on "trash" #
• PPV game play now begins. Shall return when piggy's wallet runs empty ;) #
• @Stranahan Cheaters? You're even more trailer trash than I am! #
• Less drunk frustrated piggies than usual tonight, what up wit dat? #
• Was watching MythBusters -- Kari cut tree with gatling gun. Rock! Now turning on phone. #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Oh Christ, who told all the MySpacers to hit NiteFlirt for free endorsements? This week, 16 requests for photos of me holding up their URL #
• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to...Clem found the &q.. tinyurl.com/6nyfx9 #
• Blog Update: Dead Piggies In Your Lap (AKA Piggies Who Block): Quite often the piggie.. tinyurl.com/6dapo8 #
• Must eats. Before piggies hit the phone. #

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Dead Piggies In Your Lap (AKA Piggies Who Block)

Quite often the piggies block. It used to be upsetting. But now I'm not only used to it, I've come to expect and predict it.

Like a candy dish on a co-worker's desk, or cake left on the counter, they fear that every time they pass me, they'll sneak a piece. All those pieces add up. Since they cannot control themselves (and who can blame them? they are weak piggies), they use the "block" feature to keep me hidden.

Acting like their own cock-blockers, they actually compliment me.

It's their way of saying, "It's not you, it's me," as they protect themselves from the addiction.

About 1/3 return anyway; the rest I see addicted to some other sweet at NiteFlirt -- for a short time, anyway.

Only two have made their apologies or justifications before blocking. Which was rather sweet, really; but they then hit block so quickly that I could not thank them, or warn them of their folly.

Image from Daily Mail's article on Kira Reilly.

Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Clem found the "gifts" left by a piggy watcher today when I took him out. I could get pissed; but I mock their love notes. #
• Blog Update: Pictures Of Me: Since you piggies are gonna pay for 'em (and I don't jus.. tinyurl.com/6pdmwk #
• Was trying to watch the lighter myth busting on MythBusters, but had a call. #
• I'm guessing all the lighter explosions are myths because mine have gone thru the dryer plenty of times and nothin happened. #
• Yogurt break. While messaging with a piggy. Multi-tasking ya know. #

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Pictures Of Me

Since you piggies are gonna pay for 'em (and I don't just mean you'll buy them with $ -- boy, oh, boy will you pay in other ways *evil laugh*), I thought you should have the chance to make your requests. So there's a poll there on the sidebar -- see?

And if you opt for "other" you have to post a comment or message me at NF with your specific request.

Not that I am promising anything... I'm still going to do what I want.

I Go Through A Lot Of Sissies; But What Do Sissies Go Through?

Piggies tend to wander off a lot, it's true; but occasionally you find a few worthy of making into pets. Sissies, on the other hand, tend to travel around much more. I think it's because they are always in search of a new make-over, because they are always looking for a new party to be the queen at (they are always second place at my parties, of course), and because they are often let go by Mistresses who can no longer put up with their ineptitude.

With a constant stream of sissies, I do give a lot of make-overs. Whether they want them or not -- you wouldn't believe how badly some of them dress & poorly they groom themselves. Some of them, even with coaching & training, must be let go; they remain too sloppy, in look or behavior, to be around me. But that's OK, another one will show up in a few minutes. There is no sissy shortage.

Unless you count their genitals.

Thankfully, I do enjoy dressing & styling new sissies.

Recently, while dressing a new sissy maid (Marie), I found her a cute pink wig & pretty flirty skirt (which I always modify so that the back is shorter, the ruffles higher, for greater access and vulnerability).

Usually such small sizing isn't an issue; many sissies are slim (some could even wear my pants -- even though they'll never "get into them"!). But sometimes, a sissy can't buy "just anywhere" or might even struggle to find properly fitting attire. (And I am very picky.)

Marie was one of these sissies. She isn't a big-boned-girl or anything, but the 'one size fits most' skirts are not going to work. Then, it's off to eBay where one can usually find a discreet seller who either has a larger selection, including sizing, or who does custom work (totally worth the price when you are dealing with someone as particular as I am).

However, this can pose problems for sissies. Since many sissies have short attention spans &/or impulse issues, and cannot stand waiting while searching for the perfect skirt, the correct shade of lippie, etc. This is largely how they end up looking so horrid.

Fortunately for them, my sissies have me.

I distract them with other sparkling items while they wait, punish them when they are too impulsive, or otherwise occupy their time (maybe an orifice or two too).

And if they don't like it, they can move along now... Another sissy will be by in 15 minutes or so.

And I'll get to name her, and dress her, bend her in strange positions, and loan her out to my brothers -- just like I did with Barbie.

Piggy Tails: Sometimes It's Cute

Another conversation with IC, who tries so hard to resist...

IC: Imagine if you were fucking with my head, what would happen?

Me: Delightful things, I'm sure :batting lashes:

IC: Mmmmm....

Your so good to me.

Me: See, you like me!

IC: LOL!

Ya think?

Its actually a love/hate relationship... The soul hates what your doing to me because it knows it's all wrong but the body and mind which are weak love you because of the manipulation (It feels so good).

Me: Don't you see? We're so compatible; I'm soft in all the places you're hard and you're weak where I am strong.

IC: Ya, I guess your right.

I'm going to have to add that with my most favorite manipulative quotes you through at me.

But the scary thing about all that you say is there is truth in what you say.

Me: piggy has a book of Angel quotes? How cute. It's like I'm your Oprah.

The Brat List

Since I collect so many piggies, I thought it would be fun to blog a bit about the piggy collectibles I find -- complete with affiliate program, because you know I don't do any thing for free.

To keep it clean (for collectors of pigs -- and eBay's rules), I'll be sending my dirty comments to real life piggies (and pervs) via NiteFlirt. (Plus, it's funny to see such a clean & tidy public view of items I make so dirty!)

So if you're not on my Brat List, get on it fast.

You know you want to.

Oink.

Piggy Tails: One Of The Ways I Control You

In response to a piggy who wonders why he oinks upon my command (and to those who find themselves oinking at the thought of me)...

Little piggy balls are like my very own -- miniature -- crystal balls; I see everything I need to in them to control you.