Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/4px6oe #
• Had so much fun in chat today that I'm keeping my chat IDs at 1/2 price xrl.us/or7bz *and* will be in Yahoo chat for hours tomorrow #
• But now I must sleep. Night y'all! #
• Now appearing in Yahoo! chat -- by popular demand :p #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/4jabk9 #
• Videos are almost ready! Stay tunned :p #
• My queendom for a mint. #
• @GloriaBrame Now that's a good investment rec ;) #
• I think I may have killed a client. Really. Normally he's quite, er, responsive during contact and *poof* he's vanished. #
• And, it's important to note that he has no one who can walk in. Maybe I really did kill the piggy... #
• Another special to celebrate my birthday this week - my chat IDs are just $5 today xrl.us/or7bz (That's 1/2 price!) #
• @SlipOfAGirl Thanks for the heads-up on the ad rates, dearie! #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/3grxz9 #
• Blog Update: The Story Of Baby Girl's End: I am the baby of the family, youngest sibl.. tinyurl.com/42se6j #
• I'm soooo tired. Just in case anyone ever says otherwise, a day of typin' and talkin' smut is a exhausting, yo. Off to bed I go. #

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The Story Of Baby Girl's End

I am the baby of the family, youngest sibling to three brothers. A surprise baby, I was born years after anyone had any idea of having more kids. My eldest brothers, Mark & Saul, were out of the house before I was five and even Jeff's a whopping eight years older than I am.

Growing up, everyone called me "Baby Girl" -- including people outside our family, who called me "Baby Girl [Surname]".

Until I turned twelve, that is.

It was at that time that the candy giving changed. Even if my body hadn't quite blossomed (and some might still be waiting for my ittie bittie titties to grow-in -- but they won't, ya'll; that's the way they is), there were subtle changes... I became not only longer in leg, but in tooth, as they say. I started to not only know the score, but what the game was all about.

It wasn't the magic number "12" or maturity's hormones which had me growing up, but life at home.

Momma caught Dad sniffing some other woman's panties.

All hell broke loose, as you can imagine. Mom left and took up with men years her junior who she treated like slaves -- and they only adored her for it. Dad bellowed and stormed around, rather like a wounded boar. He put himself inside the bottle, and then sobered up when he realized "his Patsie" (her name is Patricia, and he's always called her "Patsie"; it is not to mean she was a patsy) wasn't going to come back to some slob she'd have to take care of. Now & then she "comes home", let's him wait on her & submit to her, and then, when he fails her, she's off again with some buck with a proper attitude (and some money doesn't hurt either).

It's been a decade of watching my parents perform this strange dance of submission, denial, and love -- which literally continues to this day. The details of which may become another post; but for now, let's return to me.

Finally seeing my parents' relationship for what it was, how it worked, and what it meant was not just an eye-opener about them or even relationships in general -- it was self-illuminating. At that moment, their relationship did not die or really even change, but become crystal clear to all of us. And it helped me see myself better.

I wasn't going to remain anyone's "baby girl" -- I was far too powerful for that. And it all had to start with a name change. At the age of 12 I became what I could; I made them stop calling me Baby Girl and call me Miss Angel.

"Baby Girl" didn't die some tragic death, wasn't part of childhood's innocence lost and all that crap; "Baby Girl" never really existed, you see. She was an idea, or the ideal, of others; but she wasn't me.

Now I seethe when I'm called "Mistress" or "Goddess" because those are generic terms for generic women, in generic roles. I don't "play" that way; I have my own games, my own rules, my own role. So you will call me The Celebutaunt or Mock-tress or whatever name I tell you to address me by. Got it? Good.

Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Tea & honey .. tinyurl.com/3lxp9f #
• As a pso, I naturally worry more about morning voice than I do morning face :p #
• @aagblog It's been going round and seems to linger for weeks. Sorry you have it :( #
• @aagblog Can't message you direct-- so will say I'm sorry here anyway. #
• @BlogXilla Money. Lots of it. #
• Making a piggy watch porn and not touch -- as well as perform other tasks for me. It is good to be a beautiful brat. #
• Blog Update: Continuting My Birthday Celebration...: Hey, piggies, you should be givi.. tinyurl.com/4c5nwt #
• @ellie_lumpesse I think that's called "a date" :p #

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Continuting My Birthday Celebration...

Hey, piggies, you should be giving me gifts anyway -- but since I'm celebrating my birthday with specials all week...

Pay for this message within the next 48 hours and I'll give you tit for tat, err, that -- the rest of this nude picture of me.



Yes, Me, in my birthday suit!

You know I don't offer nude photos often -- or without a whole lot of teasing first! -- so you know this is a special offer.

The first special, a discounted call rate for anyone who guesses the correct date of my birth, is still open to piggies who haven't already made their guess. (Message me with your guess this week, piglets -- and if you're right, you'll save $1 per minute!)

So, happy birthday to me!

Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Tea & honey to soothe the throat -- and then mustard (yuck!) because this was more than the occupational-hazard sore throat. #
• But fever's broke, so hip-hip-whore-ay! #
• Red Light is now on. Sorry, Sting. #
• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/4omx3s #
• Blog Update: You Wanted To See Me In Stockings: My my my, what's holding up my stocki.. tinyurl.com/3tsrn3 #
• Blog Update: It's My Birthday This Week, So...: So everyone should celebrate by givin.. tinyurl.com/476jtg #

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It's My Birthday This Week, So...

So everyone should celebrate by giving me gifts.

Make me happy and there will be specials for all -- each & every day this week.

Be sure to contact me at NiteFlirt to get on the list to find out about the specials.

You Wanted To See Me In Stockings

My my my, what's holding up my stockings... Scarlet garters -- under a white dress yet! I am such a tease!

Want to see more? Play my lingerie tease game.

There's just one rule: You must not touch, rub, or otherwise attempt to relieve yourself without my permission.

I bet you piggies won't last to see me take my dress off & bare my sweet strawberry tits -- let alone make it to the slow panty peel.

Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/3szppe #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/4bujzv #
• @MysticFemme I just loved Quills! #
• Piggy Client Says: thank you. that was sooooo intense!!!!!!!!! now i can have a nice weekend, and worry about my credit card later. :-) #
• And with that (and his wad of cash) I can go to bed, knowing I'll have a nice weekend too :p #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/4frbox #
• @mydesire I also hate that auto-playing music. Who does that & why? No, pls tell me... Because I don't get it. #
• Blog Update: I Am Quotable: Miss Slip of a Girl found me amusing -- and wise -- on th.. tinyurl.com/4kt36j #
• Blog Update: Wear Them & Think Of Me...: Limited Edition Andrew Christian low cut box.. tinyurl.com/3lwc85 #

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Wear Them & Think Of Me...

Limited Edition Andrew Christian low cut boxer brief with a padlock on the front to remind you that I said no touching... The back is to remind you of Me.

I Am Quotable

Miss Slip of a Girl found me amusing -- and wise -- on the subject of lingerie. She blogged all about me. Then again, why wouldn't she? I'm fabulous!

Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/4a4uyx #
• Utterly exhausted from a long walk with Clem. Too tired to eat yogurt even. Nap first; then eat. #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/55y5yw #
• Having a horrid time uploading a vid file. Hate hate hate #
• @texxx763 Wow a whole Twitter account just to say hi to me? I'm flattered ;) #
• Using a lil tech pig to help me with my vid files, yo. Gotta love the pigs with skeels. #
• @KellyShibari RE: personalized art - tooth tattoos...www.toothartist.com I can't look -- I already hear the drill! #
• One of the best things about being trailer trash is that people expect you to wear red garters with a white dress & black shoes. #
• @ellie_lumpesse You're just hearing about Appallin' Palin's rape stance now? Stunning sickness, isn't it. #
• @KellyShibari Oh, there are panties -- but the color changes quite often. In this case (photo set) they are.... white. ;) #
• @KellyShibari Waiting at the mechanic's is something I've never done. Three red-neck brothers solves that :p #
• Blog Update: Making A Pig A Pet Pig: For the first time in a long time, I'm thinking .. tinyurl.com/48cjqc #

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Making A Pig A Pet Pig

For the first time in a long time, I'm thinking of making one of my regular piggies My pet piggy.

Most piggies are, as one admitted, "fearful creatures who prefer to rut around in the bushes". For the most part, piggies are fickle and not worth considering them anything other than temporary fun. But there's one who makes me want to bind him with pink satin ribbon to my belly button piercing...

That's how I walk Clem, my 5 year old, 100 pound, Akita. Even past darting rabbits (or piggies) in the bushes, he remains steady, faithful to my every wish. He only dashes off in pursuit when commanded to do so, and then returns to me, tongue lolling, thrilled with a pat on the head, scratches behind the ears -- and knows nothing higher than those moments when I remove his collar and let him roll around, my hands rubbing him everywhere as he grunts in pleasure. In the middle of it all, just one word from me and he stops, stands before me and softly whines with desire as I put his collar back on.

A piggy like that would be nice.

Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/5w9khb #
• Working with photo sets for internets is boring. #
• Yogurt & generic grapenuts for dinner again. I hate cooking. #

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What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/5cf8ca #
• HUGE "Hiya!" to @SlipOfAGirl !! #
• @GraciePassette LOL That's great! tinyurl.com/63xj2w #
• Why do dogs slide their faces on slugs? #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/67efz2 #
• @KellyShibari Knows that tolerance is always sexier than passive aggressive behavior -- I say, unless they're payin' for it :p #

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What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/6oycro #
• The water gods would not take the republican sacrifices. Too bad. #

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Today's Tralier Trash Twitters

What I've been up to...

• Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Tod.. tinyurl.com/54t5or #
• I can't wait for the holiday weekend to end, thus concluding the fireworks season in the trailer park. #
• @mlfoley Fireworks get old really quick. Redneck television programing :sigh: #
• Ate so much corn on the cob that I didn't finish my chicken. Clem is happy for that ;) #

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