- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/4H93HF #
God gave me the tools to get out of this trailer park...
Not just my hot bod...
Not just my brains...
Fools like you are my tools.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/8d6uGl #
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/8plwii #
Friday, November 27, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/4vWqTO #
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/5Bj9dr #
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/8z5LYI #
- Awesome orgasm that made me so hungry I ate a huge steak -- then required a nap to digest it. #
- @Literatrix entered @SlipOfAGirl's $250 Lingerie contest bit.ly/6DtRVo because she wants: tinyurl.com/ybeftmx (Me want too!) #
- @DPopTart I want those 80's anklets too! bit.ly/89zFsM @SlipOfAGirl's contest bit.ly/6DtRVo is costing Me money now lol #
- @maxlagos Both @Literatrix and I are as sexy as hell - so just imagine us in those shoes ;) #
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/57m5RO #
- What a busy-ass day. Busy. And lots of ass *wicked grin* #
- Me: I'm going to call you steam-boat-willy. he: Why? Me: you're full of hot air and I won't let you tug it, willy. #
Monday, November 23, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/8YbJso #
- I entered @SlipOfAGirl's $250 Flirty Lingerie shopping spree contest bit.ly/6DtRVo Cuz My heart is set on these bit.ly/6vIQbi #
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/83frSz #
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/57s2Bd #
Friday, November 20, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/3yOHHU #
- If I tell you who I wanted to win Project Runway, will you dismiss My opinion because I'm trailer trash? #
- Project Runway would be better if the garments were given retail prices & Americans voted the winner by purchasing direct. #
- @LipstickYum Men have no secrets from Me. #
- he: Please? i'm on my knees Me: That's as it should be & earns no favors -- how you gonna earn My favors? #
- Hairbrushes are sooo versatile! I just love them #
- he: While i'm oinking?! Me: Did I stutter or something? My instructions were clear: oink with each entry of your finger in your rear. #
- Using the wet crotch of My panties as Rorschach test. Want in? Tribute Me, pig. bit.ly/73MQC #
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: W... bit.ly/55yTM #
- I respond to cash - but not the way you might think. Or wish. :p #
- @LottaNawty I use piggies for glory hole girls. #
- Upskirt panty photos? Sure. I do special things for $$. #
- @Dshell5 Yes, you. Let Me know when you are done sucking My toes & ready to give Me My pedi. #
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/4nGMnk #
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Somebody's in trouble... *cough - @Dshell5 * #... bit.ly/erNwD #
Monday, November 16, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Somebody's in trouble... *cough - @Dshell5 * #
- Taking pictures of my toes. It's harder than it sounds. #
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: W... bit.ly/2ZdOl #
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/1C6CCO #
Friday, November 13, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: ... bit.ly/2QHhAu #
- @Dshell5 My weekend starts now... So when you say 'weekend' when do you mean? ;) #
- @SlipOfAGirl @JaynieVanRoe @UnderarmStick RT Does Makeup Keep You From Getting Laid? bit.ly/QpRoq #
- @Dshell5 Is that so? Harumph. #
- @SlipOfAGirl @DPopTart @JaynieVanRoe RT How To Determine Vi ntage Stocking Size: bit.ly/18hXTw #
- @JaynieVanRoe RT What You Need To Know About Vintage Full Fashioned Stockings: bit.ly/2nTywX #
- @Dshell5 you'd better make it worth My while. No more of this waiting and sleeping shit. And buy Me mittens. #
- @LipstickYum Have they outlawed puddles too? #
- Sugar high, sugar low... This is how low I can go: Nap time, y'all #
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: W... bit.ly/2rTwFG #
- @sissywhiteboi What makes a woman a True Goddess and not a fake? I say a fundamental appreciation of power & how to wield it. #
- @feminizedCAT you *are* cute! And thanks to @Literatrix, well mannered too. #
- Tag! you're it, @Dshell5 :p #
- he: you don't sound like Paula Dean... Me: I don't look or cook like her either. #
- @Stranahan RT #celebrityperfumes Hot Molten Love Juice by Abe Vigoda (Wouldn't that smell like fish?) #
- @phoneSEXlist RT Call for fun: @PhoneSexLexi @dianecallaway @heartlessfemme @FreakyPhoneSex @Delisile @PhoneSexNow #phonesex #
- @ColorMePinkie RT No rest for those used by The Wicked. (That is as it should be; all is right with the world.) #
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... @Dshell5 are you out there grunting in the bus... bit.ly/2HTJs9 #
- Somebody's on My shit list. @Dshell5, I'm talking about you. #
- @LipstickYum Are you callin' me a peacock, or a lily? ;) #
- @Dshell5, that's a start... But I'm still justifiably petulant. #
- @Dshell5, subscribe to the Cherry Picked Posts 'cuz I've got a task for you to do. Maybe you can prove yourself worthy of something... #
- he: you're bitchin' - & not in the rad 80's way Me: and you're twitchin' #
- he (laughing): also not in that rad 80s way? Me: Bitchin Me isn't laughing *silence while he twitches* #
- @Dshell5 What link? Is this the link you mean? bit.ly/3J8xXH #
- If I leave for yoga class now, I'll have just enough time to stop in at TCBY... #
- While I'm gone, don't forget to sign @naral petition to Senate Leader Reid: Stop Abortion Coverage Ban bit.ly/BVTq9 #healthcare #
- Saw adorable red satin pumps w/ huge sexy bow on the vamp - but since this one little piggy didn't pay up... Well, he & I shall have none. #
- bit.ly/DpTl2 What happens to naughty little piggies who do not buy This Kitten her mittens? Well, they shall have No Pie. #
- @ColorMePinkie RT Dollhouse is canceled?! And did someone say Eastwick too? Fuck Fuck Fuck #
- @Literatrix @ColorMePinkie WE are amazing & PINK ;) #
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- @Dshell5 are you out there grunting in the bushes? #
- Oink @fatsleazepig That's a command, pig. #
- @aagblog I don't think that's odd, that you read a BDSM ref as God; I think that's how it works. I know I'm their God(dess) #
- @Dshell5 Why? What's so special about tomorrow? ...Can't be more special than Me. #
- RT @Literatrix @phoneSEXlist @polyfetishist Female Led Fellatio: How does oral sex fit into a Femdom relationship? ~ bit.ly/uf0p3 #
- RT @ColorMePinkie @DPopTart Stupak Amendment To Penalize & Impoverish Women & Children bit.ly/3gWss7 (Read & Donate, pigs) #
- @Dshell5 Big meeting, huh... Where are you now? #
- @Dshell5 cuz you know what would be good for you & your big meeting tomorrow -- an I might even let you too Heh Heh #
- @Dshell5 gettin' hot just thinkin about it, aren't ya #
- @Danny_DeVito RT Troll Foot Noir... yfrog.com/0 tocgej #
- @Dshell5 got stockings? *eyebrow wiggle* #
- @Dshell5 Tsk tsk I guess then you'll just have to get a pair, get alone, and contact Me tomorrow huh. Maybe it will be a celebration ;) #
- @MILFaliciousOne Uh, when yer naked you've got at least one pocket... A hot one too ;) #
- @Dshell5 Are you beggin Me not to have to wait? ...you know how I love that ;) #
- @Dshell5 Well, "s tand" by for NF message... #
- My fortune cookie says "You have an active mind & a keen imagination. Apply your ideas." What say you, piggies? #
- @BlogXilla They can have some of Mine; they're small, but there's alot of them ;) #
- Every time I see #bestfeeling I read breastfeeding #
- Clit-Oration: I Think That’s How BDSM Works bit.ly/SdELY #
- I'm kinking - I mean Thinking of @Dshell5's punishment #
- @MILFaliciousOne Wallet raping? More like a wallet rape fantasy; you know they want to give it up ;) #
- @mlfoley Where's My dinner of Hobbit? #
- he: You're a kinky witch. Me: Duh. #
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: Wh... bit.ly/DPkvj #
- Thank Me now. #ThreeWordsAfterSex #
- In message from piggy: "Must i wait so long to please You?" My reply: "Must I wait so long for your inadequate self to please Me?" #
- @Slutysuzy sissies sans cock ought to pay for phone sex, or play Pay Per View games. Duh. #
- @Dshell5 I'm wearing a white tease-shirt a black denim mini skirt & black sandals (strappy high heels). Guess w hat lingerie I'm wearing #
- @Literatrix Why? Why done with SNL -- and why change your Twitter name? ;) #
- @Dshell5 Yes, stockings; yes, garter belt -- but what color is each? #
- @Literatrix The name change confused me, is all. Haven't watched SNL in a few years -- not live, anyway. Reruns from time to time. #
- @AvidMasturbator I know you're not talkin' 'bout Me #
- @Dshell5 you'd be tter not be touching yourself #
- With the number of femdoms working the closeted men in D.C., you'd think there'd be better coverage for uninsured and women in general #hcr #
- Messaging at NiteFlirt about the merits of cheap stockings -- which, simply put, is the face burn. Mwaahahha. #
- @ColorMePinkie Thanks, dear -- I knew you'd agree ;) #
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: Wh... bit.ly/TOg6v #
- The whole phone sex hypnosis things is silly to Me. u want permission 2 do naughty things? Let Me command u - I'm sure 2 push u past limits #
- SooOOoueeyyyy! #
- Just calling My piggies in. :p #
Friday, November 6, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... @DPopTart @UnderarmStick RT: Send a message to... bit.ly/46B1qW #
- @aagblog You tell 'em! My favorite lover is My Hitachi -- and that powerful wand has a cord #
- @CurvaceousDee sais "I'm fucking knackered." It kills me to hear/read knackered in convo. #
- @NicolaKerry I love My Hitachi and My Natural Contours Liberte. #
- @ColorMePinkie Yes, yes, that hard ye llow-greenish vibe that's contoured so heavenly -- with the 'pulse' setting *gush* #
- @spreadmag is $700 away from print. Please donate! bit.ly/1bkI41 #
- @AngelaSL You call your Hitachi a "he?" Did you name him too? lol #
- @ShyKlaudia Hey - feelin better? #
- @LipstickYum RT: What worries you, masters you. ~Haddon W. Robinson (Heaven knows I do both!) #
- @adeltaofvenus I believe it's more geeky to flirt in Klingon, and nerdy to flirt in binary. #
- @SlipOfAGirl Ish! That's how I felt before I got that horrible cough thing. Rest is in order asap! #
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- @DPopTart @UnderarmStick RT: Send a message to teases: Don't Make Me Go Home & Dry Hump The Sofa: www.cafepress.com/sexkittens/697390 #
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- Blog Update: Today's Tralier Trash Twitters: What I've been up to... @SlipOfAGirl RT: Burlesque Panties By Shiri Zi... bit.ly/44tErz #
- @ColorMePinkie I bet His is :p #
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Today's Tralier Trash Twitters
What I've been up to...
- @SlipOfAGirl RT: Burlesque Panties By Shiri Zinn: bit.ly/NG6mn (Want!) #
- Still recovering from cough (but playing games via NiteFlirt PPV here bit.ly/edRRB) but if you need to be on the phone @phoneSEXlist #
- Submissive piggies should be reading @ColorMePinkie's blog www.pinkie-and-blackie.com/ #
- @AngelaSL You're evil and your shopping shows it! #
- If babies are conceived in love, then I'm having my Hitachi wand's baby. #
- @showmesecrets Oh, my Hitachi serves Me often :P #
- @showmesecrets See it? Hearing it blows minds! Piglets must hold phone far far away lol #
- @showmesecrets I prove it near nightly at $4.99 a minute. For. Reals. #
- @SlipOfAGirl RT Get ur Avon itch scratched Check out @LipstickYum Free Holiday Shipping on $30+ & proceeds to Nursing Home ow.ly/yKM1 #
- Tonight's sex tip: play NiteFlirt PPV games with Me bit.ly/edRRB #sextips #
- @AngelaSL RT Men, if you know how to read them, r open books They'll bend over backwards 4 the girl who turns their pages #sextips (Heh Heh) #
- Sissies & foot fetishists, have Shoe Fits with @ShyKlaudia: Wouldn't You Like To Lace-Up & Down The Chorus Line? tinyurl.com/yzx5co8 #
- @AngelaSL I'm not sure I get it... But I'm trailer trash -- and on cough syrup, so... ;) #
- @RedLightChicago @spreadmag RT We need YOU to help us get to prin t! Go to www.spreadmagazine.org/shop and click "Donations" #
- @GeiferTon Might I suggest a PSO? ;) As they say, "If not Me, get help somewhere..." Like @phoneSEXlist maybe? #
- @ColorMePinkie confesses her nipples still ache from Halloween tricks & treats that she may go crazy with lust... #
- Damn, there's never enough Good & Plenties. I don't care what the name says. #
- Re: My "If babies are conceived in love, then I'm having my Hitachi wand's baby" tweet -- @HitachiMagic you should send Me another wand #
- Piggiies, after you buy Me more Good & Plenty candies, get the issue of @spreadmag to print www.spreadmagazine.org/shop & click "Donations" #
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